Craigslist dating stories

20 Feb

A lot of guys have asked me about internet dating using Craigslist.

Most of the questions revolve around “how do I get laid on Craigslist”, “how do I write a good Craigslist m4w ad” or “can I really get laid on Craigslist Casual Encounters?

Most of the girls who read it said “yep, that’s me!

Not only that, this ad made it onto The Best of Craigslist. Or that huge mastiff that’s physically capable of kicking me out of your bed?Craigslist (stylized as craigslist) is an American classified advertisements website with sections devoted to jobs, housing, personals, for sale, items wanted, services, community, gigs, résumés, and discussion forums. In March 2008, Spanish, French, Italian, German, and Portuguese became the first non-English languages Craigslist supported.Craig Newmark began the service in 1995 as an email distribution list to friends, featuring local events in the San Francisco Bay Area. Some Craigslist sites cover large regions instead of individual metropolitan areas—for example, the U. states of Delaware and Wyoming, the Colorado Western Slope, the California Gold Country, and the Upper Peninsula of Michigan are among the locations with their own Craigslist sites.I’d like to take a minute to break it down for you, ghetto style, so you can recognize the following horrific cliches and just maybe avoid getting flagged as spam. I’m only 5’8 or maybe 5’9′, apparently equaling “somewhere between midget and elf, and therefore undatable”, even though the average American male height is 5’10. – Barring a select few dweebs I’ve met that live in their parents’ basement and mainline Mountain Dew so they can play World of Warcraft for 87 hours straight, most human beings like being outside at some point. Does that mean I want to live in the woods for a month and wipe my ass with a pine cone? Cuddlekins the Poodle whilst purchasing you an all-expenses-paid vacation to Maui. I’ve long since lost the original, but here’s a quick/lazy recreation: – It’s funny in a relatable way.99% of girls will fit into one of the categories that I mentioned, but they won’t be offended.